SOUTH WINS “SWANEE RIVER” SONG BATTLE!

Tallahassee, FL - After months of back and fourth battles over keeping “Swanee River” as Florida’s official state song the verdict is finally in and the men and women in Gray have one! However despite our victory the opposition including Gov. Charlie “Turn Coat” Crist won’t be humming along.

After spending over a year, and millions of state money, trying to come up with a new song to replace the Stephen Foster classic “Swanee River,” which had lyrics some found racist, Florida politicians are expected to keep the song but update its lyrics – if they do anything

FEDERAL RESERVE = WEAK ECONOMY

Tampa, FL - Since 2004 when gas prices began to soar, due to hurricanes and refinery closings. Then after the storms were history and the refineries were back open gas kept climbing for no reason what so ever. Currently gas is driving us all to the poor house and people on both sides of the Mason-Dixon line have been scratching their heads in search for answers to why, who, and what.

Well currently the state of the economy is in the gutter and were are staring down the barrel of a major recession that may develop into a depression if things do not improve

SPFL MOVING HQ FROM ODESSA TO TAMPA

Odessa, FL - In response to current economic conditions, namely out of control gas prices, the leadership of the Southern Party of Florida has decided to save some money by moving its temporary field HQ from Odessa to Tampa.

The move had been proposed at the last month at a meeting of the Executive Committee by Chairperson Floyd

SPFL TO HONOR TODAYS SOUTHERN HEROES

Tampa, FL – The Southern Party of Florida has announced that they plan on making a second go around the local cemeteries and memorials to once again show their respect for the brave Southern heroes that paid the ultimate price in defense of Dixie. The Party stated in a press release earlier today that they feel that Southerners place too much focus on honoring Confederate dead from the War of Northern Aggression,

WE THE ________ PEOPLE?

Jacksonville, FL - Since about the 1980’s when the crusade to “Ethnically Cleanse” (Cultural Genocide) the South of its native Southron culture the Confederate Movement which is better known as just the “Cause” has fractured into various factions which has made it very confusing to say the least. No matter what side you are on, whether you are a Confederate, a supporter / sympathizer of the Cause, or are a member of the opposition it is down right impossible to nail down what we are, what we support,

AMERICAN EMPIRE (PART ONE)

FLORIDA PATRIOT EDUCATIONAL SERIES

(Sponsored by the Southern Party of Florida)

Jacksonville, FL - As a courtesy to our people, (Southerners), we here at the Florida Patriot has decided to give a free online series of courses meant to educate Dixon’s as to the current state of affairs and the existence of the Grand American Empire. The goal of this series, which is titled “American Empire” is to open peoples eyes and show them that there is something they can do to fight the system and make their voices heard.

This first part covers the immense unchecked power and corruption of the imperial and unconstitutional Federal Reserve System,

OBAMA – “DON’T TELL ME WORDS DON’T MATTER”

FLORIDA PATRIOT EDITORIAL

(By Morgan Sweeny)

Washington City, USSA - It has recently come to the fore front this spring that 2008 Democratic (The Turn Coat Party) Presidential Candidate, Barack Hussein Obama is by way of association a radical racist, left wing Marxist / Leninist Communist.

Obama in a recent speech stated in defense of his schmoozing political game plan “Don’t Tell Me Words Don’t Matter”, he said this in response to an attack by Hillary Clinton whom accused Obama of being all talk. By this statement then how does Senator Obama defend his

DIXIE STRIKES BACK (AGAINST BJ’S)

Tampa, FL - Following 4 days of meetings and debating between members of the Executive Committee a decision was reached last night. The Party has announced its plan to “Strike Back” against BJ’s Wholesale Club and their unethical and unmoral ban of the Confederate Flag from cars in their employee parking lot.

The Party’s three pronged plan calls for a Dixie wide consumer boycott of BJ’s Wholesale Clubs and their affiliates, a boycott of any and all exclusive products and businesses that work solely with BJ’s Wholesale Clubs,

SOUTHERNERS URGED TO REDUCE DEBIT

Tampa, FL - With the price of all goods and services being driven up to record levels by a deadly combination of surging gas prices, an over inflated real estate market, and a populace which is buried up to their necks in debit, the leadership of the Southern Party of Florida has issued a proclamation urging all Dixons to eliminate their existing debit and avoid new debit by the year 2013.

The poor state of our economy is no secret, it can be found on any street corner, in every newspaper, and in mostly every home. However what is being over looked and has remained a secret by ignorance is the fact that things will not get better any time soon.

BJ’s WHOLESALE BANS CONFEDERATE FLAGS

Jacksonville, FL - BJ’s a Yankee based wholesale mega warehouse chain that has just recently began to spread its web of bulk stores into the heart of Dixie has decided to pick up where its Union Army left off in 1865 and take a stab at banning Confederate Flags, that is if the Union Army sought to ban the Southern banner from being displayed on their property by employees.