Tampa, FL - With the price of all goods and services being driven up to record levels by a deadly combination of surging gas prices, an over inflated real estate market, and a populace which is buried up to their necks in debit, the leadership of the Southern Party of Florida has issued a proclamation urging all Dixons to eliminate their existing debit and avoid new debit by the year 2013.
The poor state of our economy is no secret, it can be found on any street corner, in every newspaper, and in mostly every home. However what is being over looked and has remained a secret by ignorance is the fact that things will not get better any time soon. Many consumers have put their faith in the false hope that one of the 2008 Presidential candidates will be able to sweep into office and tackle their problems, thus restoring America to its 1980’s / 1990’s “Golden Era”. Contrary to the pipe dreams of the majority of consumers, the Golden Era we once enjoyed is long gone, and hard days are coming at us at break neck speeds whether we like to admit it or not.
Their is no magic fix to our current situation and like it or not we are into the early stages of what many experts and economists think will be a quite nasty recession. Regardless of who is elected this November to lead the American Empire, none of them will be able to put our economy back on track, and in the case of a Democratic (Socialist) victory the collapse of the American Empire may be sped up by a few years.
You see both Clinton and Obama have slated Billions of dollars in new Government programs and international aid packages that will bleed our economy dry by raising taxes, and spending more money which we do not have. In the case of an Obama victory, (which is the worst case scenario for Dixie in the eyes of the SPFL), he has promised about $53 Billion more toward creating Government aide programs then Clinton. While some of the Federal ones may benefit a select few that can not be said about the international ones. None of them will help you or I out but will instead go towards feeding people in 3rd world countries at a price tag of $27.8 Billion dollars each year for 17 years. If you do the math that is $472.6 Billion dollars on top of the current debit which is already at record levels!
What should also be noted is that most of this aid will be air dropped into war scared regions of Africa where it will more often then not be picked up and used not by refuges or victims of the violence but instead by the rampaging guerrilla armies that have slaughtered millions of innocent Africans.
The best case scenario in the eyes of the Southern Party of Florida would be a McCain victory, a second best scenario would be Clinton, and last but not least would be Obama as the worst case scenario. The Party has re framed from backing a candidate as of yet, but has been leaning towards McCain since he is the only option for Southerners. The Party feels that McCain’s election would not throw the economy out of wack, but would instead ensure a stable transition for the economy.
The era of living off of Credit Cards, and living with the burden of massive debit is done; the once mighty US Dollar is getting kicked around by the Canadian Dollar and is on the verge of falling even worse by the growth of China, whom like it or not has our fate in their hands.
It is because of this act of denial that most Americans continue as we speak to dig their hole of debit ever deeper in an futile attempt to break even or maintain the status quo. To make matters worse most would rather not be bothered with the responsibility of managing their debit much less planing for the future.
It is because of this ignorant denial over the future of our economy that the Southern Party of Florida has begun to get vocal about the approaching problems facing Southerners. Party leaders this afternoon announced that they will all begin to look into trading their financed pick up trucks in for more fuel efficient cars by June or July. Each member of the SPFL Executive Committee from the Chairperson to the Secretary all own big financed trucks, which only get about 14 MPG, and cost about $100.00 on average to fill up 2-4 times a pay period.
Party leaders hope that this act will encourage more Southerners to shed as much liability as possible in preparation for what the future may hold. In addition to trading down payments and gas expenses leaders of the Party also encourage Southerners to buy “cash” trucks instead of financing new ones.
In addition to reducing the power “Big Oil” and the auto makers have over Southerners by their choice of a vehicle the Party has also urged all Dixons to pay off all Credit Card debit, student loans, and home loans as soon as possible. The Party fears that once the recession really sets in, and unemployment spikes, Southerners will be trapped in a massive web of debit that will bankrupt them.
Chairperson Floyd had this to say about the SPFL Proclamation…
In the next few years if gas prices keep rising, and home prices remain high, the economy will collapse into a severe recession and perhaps a depression. The American economy is very weak at the moment, unemployment levels are surging, the US dollar is worthless, and personal debit is rising at record levels as people thrash around in a futile attempt to keep a sense of normality. Eventually if things stay the same we will be in the midst of one of the worst recessions Dixie has ever seen… perhaps we could face a second great depression I can not say for sure that this will happen, nor do I want to use scare tactics, but I can promise y’all that if gas hits $6.00 or $7.00+ a gallon, which is currently being predicted by market analysts, then our economy given its current state would collapse kind of like the Soviet Union’s economy did back in the early 1990’s.
Southerners must realize this threat and begin to prepare themselves for the worst now while they still can. In the event of a recession or god forbid a depression, people will be literally driven to the poor house based on how much debit they have vs. how much money they have saved. If you have paid off your car, your house, and have no debit then you will be fine, but if you owe money to everybody then your goose is cooked. We Dixons must eliminate that liability now, before its too late and suffer like our ancestors did during the Reconstruction period, or like our grand parents did during the depression. The choice is yours to make.
In addition to the proclamation Party leaders have endorsed Southern financial guru, Dave Ramsey, as an answer to peoples debit problems, and urge all Dixons to listen to his radio show, (which can be heard across Dixie over the net), and to check out his website (http://www.daveramsey.com/). Both the radio show and the website will further instruct Southerners as to what to do to pay down their debit liability by 2013. Dixons can also call into the radio show and receive free counseling by Mr. Ramsey himself.
Get busy before its too late!
