Tampa, FL - The Southern Party of Florida has issued a money back guarantee to the people of Florida that if they can secure an elected majority of a major governing body in the state that they will lower gas prices before the end of their rule or abolish the party entirely, and pay back the tax dollars that was paid to their elected candidates. The SPFL Executive Committee passed this binding resolution last night following a very heated discussion regarding the out of control gas prices and how these prices have crippled the Southern economy and has begun to drag the free world into a major recession.
Party leaders are confident that once in power they will be able to pick up where both the Federal and State Governments left off long ago towards making us independent from Big Oil.
What ace does the Party have up their sleeve? Well the Southern Party of Florida has been in communications with 4 individuals across Dixie that have secretly engineered a technological marvel that will not only lower the price of gas in Florida, but has the potential to make Fossil Fuels obsolete as an 8 track player in a few years.
This new modern marvel is the Hydrogen Automotive Engine which according to the data the Party has obtained from these Southern Scientists can change a gas guzzling Dodge Ram 1500 pickup truck that normally gets about 14 MPG to a vehicle that puts even the most advanced hybrids to shame by averaging
a mind blowing 100 MPG on only 6 ounces of salt water!
As I type this report Party leaders have been in secret communications with these scientists to convert the Dodge Ram 1500 of Party Chairperson Kevin Floyd from gas to salt water. Once the Ram has been converted Party leaders intend to drive the Ram from Key West, FL to Richmond, VA, on only salt water. The Party hopes to educate Southerners that there is and has been a free and clean alternative to oil around for some time and that it has been covered up by the corrupt Federal Empire.
Also due to obvious reasons our Southern scientists have been kept anonymous for their safety from the Federals whom have had a nasty habit of swooping down on others in the past that managed to engineer their own “Water Cars”. It also must be noted that it is awfully suspicious that these same scientists disappear, start working for the Pentagon, or manage to have a heart attack within 2-3 weeks following a visit from the Feds regarding their hydrogen technology.
While we can not show video of our scientists inventions we can provide some video of other scientists that have engineered this same technology in the past, and are now missing, working for the Pentagon, or dead.
Below are to videos, the first is about a Clearwater man (Denny Klien) whom invented a water car / hydrogen engine 2 years ago and has sine been hired by the Pentagon to make a Humvee that can run on 4 ounces of water. The second video is an older one from the 1970’s about Stan Meyer of Ohio whom was the first man to invent a water car. The Meyer car could run on 8 ounces of water per every 100 miles and was technological marvel because he like our scientists developed a working hydrogen fuel cell that can turn any fossil fuel car into a water only car. The third and fourth are from an English TV special about Stan Meyer which aired on the BBC in September 1996.
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